How many times do I have to tell these clowns at Capitol and Universal? If Lou Bega can make a hit, then logic would have it that any motherfucker with a voice box who has ever met a girl can make a hit too! I hope he fired his manager because the first and only thing I would have done after releasing Mambo Number 5 is to make Mambo Number 6. I know I was tearing up Bar mitzvah linoleum every weekend in my khakis and blazer to this, and you know why? Everyone needs a little, in his or her life. While this song is generally regarded as the corniest shit ever, you can’t deny how popular it was and still is in many respects. All in all this seems to be an introspective analysis of why DMX’s relationships have failed rather than a braggadocios horn toot of how fame can get you lots of pussy. DMX also incorporates his trademark collection of adlibs, barks, growls, whats and whooos, which really add to the confusion and excitement. She seems to be a busy and ambitious lady and I applaud her for that. Diane?! Come on dog, we all know you didn’t get with a Diane.
There are more women and seemingly of different ethnic backgrounds making it at times difficult to believe.
This song is very typical DMX until around the 1:30 mark when he unleashes the most impressive list of women’s names we find out later, “were all treated fairly, but yet and still…bitches on some other shit now that he’s fuckin with Dru Hill.” This list is far more comprehensive than Petey Pablo’s. Maybe each verse becomes a freek a liciously geographical linguistic adventure. I would also encourage him to explore other ethnicities and names. I would be just as satisfied though if he cut these verses and made a 3 minute song that was just names of various girls he’s fucked. Sorry ladies, he’s not going to perform cunnilingus because he ain’t drunk enough to do that. This song has two pretty amazing verses as well, which describe Petey’s various sexual proclivities. Shameika, Keisha, Tara…Shonda, Sabrina, Crystal, Daronda…I could go on, and apparently so can Petey Pablo. Daddy loves it so much that daddy stumbled across how many times he listened to it on iTunes and let’s just say it’s over 100. Don’t believe me? Check it out for yourself. It would be the best selling record of all time, until my next artist who did the same thing would top it. I would tell all my artists regardless of genre to create a catchy melody and then just sing the names of every girl they ever knew. I would be an excellent record executive.
It’s a tried and true staple of our sonic landscape and one that never fails to entertain. One of the most under utilized hit making strategy is the song with a bunch of girl names. There are certain formulas that work better than others. Music industry executives are constantly under pressure to find the next big thing.
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